now with 30% more asia!

bah, ça l'air que je continue ce tour du monde, onion-style.
- australia: as seen on animal planet.
- bangladesh: god's practical joke.
- belgium: a proud tradition of chocolate, and also some other stuff.
- brazil: people at their most beautiful, humanity at its ugliest.
- burkina faso: where the reading rainbow ends.
- chile: preventing argentina from enjoying the pacific ocean since 1818.
- congo: like a zoo you get killed at.
- cuba: workers of the world, survive!
- czech republic: where people go to say they've been.
- denmark: "we're happy because you're not here".
- dominican republic: a great ballpark in a bad neighborhood.
- estonia: united in circular dancing.
- greece: 2500 years past its prime.
- india: please hold while we die of malaria.
- kenya: running 26.2 miles from their problems.
- norway: suppressing the urge to chop you in half with an axe.
- panama: a short cut with its own national anthem.
- scotland: england's noisy upstairs neighbor.
- south korea: #1 at being #2.
- tanzania: please don't feed the humans.
- united kingdom: surging ahead to the 19th century.
- venezuela: "fuck everyone".